Fishing Enthusiast Prints

Gone Bookkeepin'

I've got worms!

'Okay, you stick to the old method Hank. But believe me, this is the future.'

Business Fishing.

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

'Yes, I know food prices are crazy, but get out of the fish pond, Dear!'

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

Fishing for Bull.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'Remember what bait you used.'

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Guy sitting on bank pulling up fishing line with sign from fish attached to hook reading' Got anything better than worms?'

"He never talks about it...

'Hey you, get back in the house! We have to work on our marriage!'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

"It's just typical of you Norman - No ambition!"

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Fishing.

What he really hoped to be someday was a TV news anchor.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

The Big Catch

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

Pale Watery

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'

'Fred,you catch the fish first,then you measure them.'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.