Fishing Afficionado Gifts

"Any luck"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fishing with God

Artifishial Intelligence

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Been waiting long?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'