Fishing Afficionado Gifts

"Any luck"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'