Aquatic Aficionado Gifts

"Excuse me, we're out of water."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I think it loves us."

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

Fish of various sizes, arranged in ascending order, smoke cigars.

Hammerhead sharks enjoying widescreen TV

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'Flip your brother over, sweety. The boy doesn't know which end us up.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'

Fish riding penny-farthing.

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

Astronaut watching Goldfish swim inside his helmet.

A school of fish.

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"No it is NOT a hold-up, I just came to withdraw some money!"

Diver

'How am I doing?'

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

"No, sir, you can't deposit sperm whales here."

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'Damn, it's stuck on the 'Fish Channel' again.'

Golf Rage.

'Kids! Don't try this in your home stream!'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Goatfish

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

"This mobile your're buying for my birthday, make sure its hands-free."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

For whom the net descends.

Angel fish