Aquatic Aficionado Gifts

"Excuse me, we're out of water."

Fin.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I think it loves us."

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

Hammerhead sharks enjoying widescreen TV

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

Fish of various sizes, arranged in ascending order, smoke cigars.

Astronaut watching Goldfish swim inside his helmet.

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"No it is NOT a hold-up, I just came to withdraw some money!"

A school of fish.

Diver

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

Fish riding penny-farthing.

'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'How am I doing?'

'Flip your brother over, sweety. The boy doesn't know which end us up.'

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Fishes

"Any hobbies?"

'Kids! Don't try this in your home stream!'

"No, sir, you can't deposit sperm whales here."

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

'Damn, it's stuck on the 'Fish Channel' again.'

Golf Rage.

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Goatfish

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

"This mobile your're buying for my birthday, make sure its hands-free."