Aquatic Arts Aficionado Gifts

Fish tank island.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

Fresh fish

Making fun of Starfish.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Hi Mom!

Eel-mail

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"He never takes me anywhere."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Fish Farm.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Diver

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

'Wheeee...'

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

The Hudson River School of Art.