Aquatic Arts Aficionado Gifts

Fish tank island.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

Fresh fish

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Hi Mom!

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Eel-mail

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Fish Farm.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Diver

"His Apple watch may be water-resistant but he certainly isn't"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Wheeee...'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'