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Piranhaclaus

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Barney! Get down!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

Shark food pyramid.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.