Aquatic Comedy Admirer Gifts

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Fresh fish

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."