Aquatic Comedy Admirer Pillows

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Fresh fish

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."