Aquatic Humor Appreciator Pillows

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Krill, baby, krill."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a Pisces.'