Aquatic Humor Appreciator Gifts

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.