Aquatic Humor Fans Gifts

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'