Aquatic Joke Lovers Gifts

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Whale Pattern Balding

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'I'm a Pisces.'