Aquatic Humor Lover Gifts

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"This neighborhood has excellent schools!"

Shark food pyramid.

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

Octopus

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

A planet like ours - seaworld great whites.

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"Welcome to the tank. Just relax and swim around. But no backstroke or they'll flush you so fast your head will spin. Literally."

"Sick of the political stuff. I'm unfriending him."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Another hot flash?

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'