Water Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.