Funny Water Enthusiast Gifts

"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Prawn Shop

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Spring Water

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Whale Pattern Balding

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'