Funny Water Enthusiast T-Shirts

"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

A family playing in the sea

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Children playing around a water pump

"I thought it was deeper here."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Spring Water

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Charity sends her thanks!'