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'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"