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A leak of plumbers

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Whale Pattern Balding

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Oddly familiar formation.

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Sperm Donor Whale.'