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A leak of plumbers

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Oddly familiar formation.