Water Aficionado T-Shirts

Unsynchronised Judging.

"Don't you think listing the contents as hydrogen, hydrogen and oxygen may be seen as a little pretentious?"

"Drowning. What's new with you?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Mineral water!...gasp!...Mineral Water!"

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Artifishial Intelligence

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

A school of fish.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

A family playing in the sea

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Hi Mom!

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths