Water Aficionados T-Shirts

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Freddie's water

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Children playing around a water pump

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

Water.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'