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'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Household water use'

Children playing around a water pump

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I'm addicted to water."

Freddie's water

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'

Valuable Water

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."