Freshwater Fanatics T-Shirts

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Bring your own inflatable.

Surfing koala.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Bears going water skiing.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Wine taster with mineral water

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water Skiing Accidents.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...