Water Sport Fanatic T-Shirts

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Cannonball!'

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

A Couple in A Speedboat.

He loves the water.

Walking the Plank.

A Stampedalo.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Canoe Carriers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

"I'm feeling generous."

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'