Water Sport Fanatic Mugs

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Cannonball!'

Surfing koala.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bears going water skiing.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A Stampedalo.

Walking the Plank.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Canoe Carriers

"I'm feeling generous."

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'

Family swimming in the ocean

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.