Water Feature Fanatic T-Shirts

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Water-works.

Freddie's water

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'