Water Fun Appreciator T-Shirts

'No more cannon balls!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Ocean Hitchhiker

Water Ski Accident

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'