Water Fun Appreciator Pillows

'No more cannon balls!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

A family playing in the sea

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

Ocean Hitchhiker

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Water Ski Accident

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"