Water Feature Enthusiast T-Shirts

'...and this is the water garden...'

"How's the duck pond coming?"

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

Mall. No, Ernie, it's not the fountain of youth --- All malls are like this.

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Water Slide

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

Water-works.

Children playing around a water pump

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'