Water Features T-Shirts

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Neptune

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Water Slide

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I like fountains very much!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"I'm addicted to water."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

The Hudson River School of Art.

The synchronized shower event.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Portrait Gallery

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'But is it ART?'

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"