Water Features Gifts

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Neptune

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I like fountains very much!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'But is it ART?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'