Waterfalls Gifts

Viagra Falls.

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

Rubbish spoiling water falls

A man in a barrel goes down a waterfall

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

Conductor and waterfall

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

The Last Leaf

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Harold, you've changed."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Basic Instinct

"We're out of bags."

Mermaid spawning time.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

New for Fall

"Watch out - leaf blower ants!"

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."