Waterfall Aficionado Gifts

Fierce neighbourhood competition

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Raining

'...and this is the water garden...'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Mermaid spawning time.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Sinalization.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Water-works.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"Looks like beach weather."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

What if rain fell sideways...

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

Soothing Waterfall