Wine Waterfall Gifts

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'A cheeky red?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Sauvignon Bonk

Bacchus.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I make it myself!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'