Water Gifts

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

"No thanks... I'm water resistant."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

The Source of all water

Reflection

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

Neptune

'I had that 'car wash' dream again last night.'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I'm addicted to water."

'Sorry, but being left high and dry isn't covered by your flood insurance.'

'Of course the water tastes salty!'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

A TV with a tap has a person drowning on the screen.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

It's called "thirst," but I'm not sure I can explain it to you.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'