Water Activities Gifts

I just KNOW, your children are going to LOVE the waterslide!

"I like fountains very much!"

Urine sample

The synchronized shower event.

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'He's 'about as opposite' as the 'opposite sex' can get...!'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

"We need to drain the pool."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Fisherman luring people into a pond with money on the end of a fishing line.'

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Faster, Georges, faster!