Pool Activities Gifts

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Dive in...

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

"Hey, you. No diving!"

Social distancing

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Marco ..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

Wish you were steer!