Pool Games Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

"It's the deep end."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bird bath pool toys.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more and more absent minded...

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"