Sports Pool Competitor Gifts

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Hockey Season.

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Cruise.

"That's the deep end."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Want to go for a dip?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Who ordered the pizza?'