Proud Pool Player Gifts

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cruise.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Pool lovers

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .