Proud Pool Player Mugs

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cruise.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Chick Billiard Ball

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'