Pool Play Enthusiast Gifts

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'