Pool Play Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Bankside

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Chick Billiard Ball

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'