Pool Party Enthusiast Gifts

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

Radio-controlled piranhas!

'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Interloper.

"Cannonball!"

"Oh, you mean those dolphins"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more and more absent minded...

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Boy, you're all bubbly. I'm feeling a bit drained myself."

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

It's wonderful, come in!

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"Come on in, the water's fine."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

The Perfect Cannonball

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Bankside

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."