Pool Party Lovers Gifts

Take-A-Break

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'