Pool Party Pal Gifts

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

Join me in a beer?

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .