Pool Party Pal T-Shirts

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."