Pool Party T-Shirts

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Bring your own inflatable.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

A termite practical joke.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .