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'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Interloper.

"Cannonball!"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more and more absent minded...

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Boy, you're all bubbly. I'm feeling a bit drained myself."

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

It's wonderful, come in!

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"Come on in, the water's fine."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Bankside

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"