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Vampire on a diving board

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."