Pool Party Goer Gifts

Vampire on a diving board

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Psychic diving competition.

One of Many California Gene Pools

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'