Pool Partygoer Gifts

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."