Pool Partygoer Gifts

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."