Pool Party Fan Gifts

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Shark in the swimming pool.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

Bomb's Away